Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?Ī: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do you call an Chicago Bear with a Super Bowl ring? Q: How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?Ī: Matt Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes! If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: How do you know the Illinois State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Chicago.Ī: For the first offense, they give you two Chicago Bears tickets. Q: Why was Ron Turner fuming mad when the Bears playbook was stolen?Ī: Because he hadn't finished coloring it! Q: Why is Jay Cutler like a grizzly bear? Q: What do the Bears and the Post Office have in common?
Q: What did the Bears fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?Ī: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and the mailman have in common? Q: Why does West Africa have Ebola and Chicago has the Bears? Q: What do the Chicago Bears and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & the Taliban? Q: What happened after the Chicago Bears released Muhsin Muhammed?Ī: George W Bush thanked the team for rooting out Terrorism! Q: Why are the Bears happy to have Jay Cutler as their QB?Ī: Because they were running out of Rex Grossman effigies! Q: How many Bears fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in Green Bay's shadow! Q: What do the Bears call the 2 Minute Drill? Q: What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and the Chicago bears fans?Ī: At least Marty stops going back to 1985 Q: Why can't Jay Cutler use the phone anymore? Q: Did you hear about the joke that Jay Cutler told his receivers? Q: How hard did the Chicago Bears hit Brett Favre before he left the game with a concussion?Ī: So hard he sent a girl a picture of himself with his pants on!
Q: How do you become the coach of the Chicago Bears? Doubs had the lone touchdown of the first half.Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?Ī: Only one, Walter Payton, and he's retired. Linebacker Quay Walker picked off a pass by Fields and scampered 37 yards for a touchdown to push the lead to 38-14.Ĭhicago capped the scoring on a 2-yard rushing touchdown by Johnson with 2:54 left. The Packers' defense joined the scoring barrage 54 seconds later. Love lofted a pass to Doubs, who leaped near the left side of the end zone for the 4-yard catch and his second touchdown of the game. Green Bay answered on its next drive to make it 31-14 with 13:30 left in the fourth quarter. Mooney hauled in a 20-yard touchdown pass, and Khalil Herbert rushed for a two-point conversion. The Bears pulled within 24-14 with 59 seconds remaining in the third quarter. He reached back and grabbed his left hamstring, and he did not return to the game. Jones appeared to pull up with an injury as he approached the end zone. He caught a pass from Love and outraced Bears defenders for a 35-yard touchdown. Less than four minutes later, Jones found the end zone again to put the Packers ahead 24-6. Three plays earlier, Jones set up the score with a 51-yard reception. Jones scored on a 1-yard run to increase the Packers' lead to 17-6 with 10:19 remaining in the third quarter. The Packers took command in the second half thanks in large part to Jones, who finished with 41 rushing yards and 86 receiving yards and scored once apiece on the ground and through the air. Darnell Mooney and Roschon Johnson scored one touchdown apiece. Justin Fields completed 24 of 37 passes for 216 yards, one touchdown and one interception for Chicago (0-1). Love looked comfortable in his second NFL start as he posted a 123.2 passer rating. Romeo Doubs had two touchdown receptions for Green Bay (1-0), which won decisively in its first game since parting ways with franchise icon Aaron Rodgers. Jordan Love passed for 245 yards and three touchdowns, Aaron Jones tallied 127 total yards and two touchdowns, and the Green Bay Packers rolled to a 38-20 win over the host Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon.
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